"Scandal in the 'Hood" - A Limerick

At Mr. Roger's neighborhood watch
Friends shared plenty of vodka and scotch
And thanks to one hot tub
They had rub-a-dub-dub
Have you ever licked a neighbor's crotch?


At Mr. Roger's neighborhood watch<br />Friends shared plenty of vodka and scotch<br />And thanks to one <span style="font-style: italic;">hot</span> tub<br />They had rub-a-dub-dub<br />Have you ever licked a neighbor's crotch?<br /><br>