Amelia, the Teenage Bitch

There was the world's most adorable mongrel at the dog park today. He was like Harvey from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. I fell in love so hard that I wanted to have Delilah dedicate a song to him. I would tell her all about how we first locked eyes and she would whisper that she has the perfect song and Harvey and I would slow dance as Chicago's "You're the Inspiration" poured out of the radio. But it turns out he's not into my strap-on or any of it's suggested uses. Sigh, the Harveys of the world never are.